When the front desk supervisor tapped him on the shoulder to discuss a guest’s complaint about lewd photography taking place in the parking lot, Mr. Venice was quick to apologize. “I feel great remorse for many things. I’m sorry for my nonchalance over peanut allergies. I’m sorry for my disgust over plot holes in this season’s Game of Thrones. I’m sorry for my mistrust of the liberal media and for my skepticism with the idea that equity is crucial for our society’s future. And I am deeply, deeply sorry for my inability to cope with the imminent demise of…” “Thank you, sir. Enjoy your stay at Homewood Suites by Hilton.” Ursula Hall is fun.