Paisely Osiris turned me onto the veggie burgers at Johnny Rockets. They’re fabulous. They taste even better if you make it a double with a beef patty over it. You’re welcome. Paisley is a piliferous vegetarian that won’t be limited by a conservative mindset. I know Vegas is mostly awful, but every now and then, I get the hankering to get back to her. Now is one of those times. Who’s in?