2 June 2019
Colin Farrell And Nicole Narain Sex Tape
It’s time for our once-a-week celeb sex tape review with actor Colin Farrell banging model Nicole Narain. She was a Playboy Playmate in 2002.
Colin is completely shaved bald, with a black goatee. He doesn’t look like a rugged movie star; he looks like a Neo-Nazi.
One of the oddest things about the video is that they are in a dirty, cheap ass apartment I can only assume is hers. And there’s a fluffy white cat who disdainfully observes them. Nothing sets the mood for sexy time like an animal watching and judging.
Colin is hung okay and Nicole quickly starts giving head. Literally. She puts the head only in her mouth, and uses her hand on the rest of his shaft. It’s standard Evasive Blow Job Maneuver #2 when one doesn’t really want to put a cock in their actual mouth. These celebitches are sneaky weasels at cock sucking avoidance.
Turn-off occurs when Nicole gets Colin’s wiry pubs caught in her teeth, stops and complains about it—a lot.
In his thick Irish accent Colin tells Nicole repeatedly, “You are so fucking beautiful.” Of course, every woman is a beauty Queen when she’s got her mouth wrapped around a guys’ dick tip.